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Fish Funnies for You

Catfish with Basketball...Greedy, Dumb or Trained?

This catfish was spotted bobbing along the surface with a basketball stuck in its mouth! Locals managed to get hold of the catfish in an attempt to remove the ball. Finally the ball was removed after having to resort to bursting the ball with a knife to fee the greedy catfish!

- Thanks Mr. Paul Morgan for sending these pictures to the Fish Thailand Team.

Funny & Ridiculous Fish Face Pulling!

At some time or another every fisherman has pulled a funny face in the moment of action, be it holding a fish, losing a fish, playing a fish or in this case......dropping a fish...

A Siamese Giant carp kicks violently covering the angler in fishy slime!
A lovely covering of fish slime apllied to angler's face!


Faces fishermen pull for the camera!
This is rated as Fish Thailand's No.1 Face Pull!


Funny Fishing Poses!
120lb of Mekong catfish jumped out of the angler's arms!


slapped in the ear hole by a striped catfish in Bangkok
After this striped catfish slapped the angler in the ear hole - he could only hear himself for the next two days!

Bungsamran Fishing Lake Funnies

Fishing in Bangkok, Thailand at Bungsamran \ Bungsamlan lake, we not only guarantee you huge fish; but also a great day full of fun in the company of some wonderful people - such as Mr. Coffee.
Mr. Coffee

Mr. Coffee

With a coffee cup stuck on his head, colourful clothing, huge smile & custom built coffee delivery bicycle - Mr. Coffee is just one of the wonderful characters making up Bungsamran and your fishing in Bangkok experience.

where's my bike?
bad parking!
Mr. Coffee's Bad Parking

Fishing Jokes

Please email us any fishing jokes or bizarre fishing pictures with the Fish Thailand Team and we will publish them on our website.

An expensive fishing trip!

Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

A Fishing Lure

A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes.

Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels.

After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him.

"Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" the Warden gasped.

With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.

"Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"

"Yes, sir," replied the young guy. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one."

A Fishermans Philosophy

A sure way to get a bite on a slow day is:

Talk about changing spots

Prepare another rod while one is out

Lay your rod down unsecured

Go for a sandwich

Start to pull the boat anchor

Use the worst fly you own

Crack open your first beer

Crack open your last beer

Take notice of the chick on a passing boat, bank or beach

Watch others fishing

Start reeling in your lines at going home time

Give your fishing rod to a female companion or child to hold

When your landing net is out of reach

When you have cast your line over an obstruction

When your line has drifted into impossible weeds

When you turn to look at the sunrise or sunset

Decide that you need to take a leak



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